In or Out
Introducing Olaf Wolfgang-Jager, aka “In or Out”. Assembled in Bendova, Germany, by the Dutchrudder brothers, Olaf was designed for the “Pacific Rim” program, which he assumed was a security detail against the forces of evil. But after a very “in-depth” orientation session on his first day, the program left a bad taste in his mouth, and he fled Bendova to find greener pastures.
Years passed without a place to call home, until finally Olaf settled in Gundagai, Australia. It was here he met Harry ‘Make the Call’ Manhattan while looking to purchase some ice for his lychee daiquiri. Once again fooled by the English language’s propensity for double meaning, the ice had a far from desired effect. Instead of cooling his daiquiri to sub-room temperature, it caused Olaf’s head to retract into his body, activating ‘Sentry Mode’. A bloody massacre ensued, limbs flew, explosions exploded, and in the end there was nothing but the sound of death and the apathetic hum of crickets. Harry took one look at the carnage and knew he’d found the new head of security for the Death Monster Super Squad.
But whether his head is in or out, Olaf is one mean, lean, arse-licking machine.